By shopping here, you agree to all of the following:

1. I am at least the age of majority (that means old enough to get married without a parent’s signature) in the area in which I live and am asking you to ship to (no matter what anybody says – neener neener)!

2. I understand that these items are for novelty only and will only be used for fun purposes.

3. If #1 or #2 are violated, I will hold KJ Canes harmless for my irresponsible behavior! 🙂