Description
This can be a bit confusing, so bear with us and read carefully.
1. Size Instructions: Please measure the diameter of the wearer’s neck (in inches) and select the accurate measurement rounded down to the nearest whole number in inches from the drop down menu. The choker should fit snugly along the center of the throat.
The reason for rounding down is that we use elastic stretchy velvet, so it should be on the smaller side, but…. If it’s too small, you can always add a necklace extender; if it’s too big, it will sag & not look pretty. 😉
2. Color: Choose your color from the drop down list.
3. Number of Letters: In the quantity button below, please count the total number of LETTERS in the word(s) you specify and choose that quantity from the drop down. If you require more than 12 letters, please write to us and we will be glad to place your order manually.
I know this shouldn’t be necessary, but you’d be surprised, so here are some examples:
SLUT = 4 letters DADDY’S GIRL = 10 letters (not 11 because apostrophes are NOT available) FUCK ME = 6 Letters
If this is not done correctly the order will have to be canceled and redone (and, that would be a pain in the “wazoo” for us all).
We want to apologize for this inconvenience, but it’s how the danged cart & credit card processor works.
When designing your jewelry we suggest that (in order for it to look as pretty as it might) you use no more than 12 letters so it does not get scrunched together.A couple of extra letters won’t be a problem, but remember that it will be wrapping around your neck and the purpose of having pretty words on is so that people can read them. So that’s why you must order manually when needing more than 12 letters.
Available Letters: A-Z, ♥ (Heart Shape), † (Cross), and + (Plus Sign). Note: Numbers and apostrophes are NOT available.
4. Wording/Letters: ALL LETTERS ARE CAPITALIZED. Please enter the correct word(s)/spelling. It’s sad, but if you meant to write “slut”, but put “sult”, you will get “sult.” Sorry… you get what you ask for.
Now: Last chance for us to get it right… One more time…
Please, be sure to Spell It Correctly in the text box.
Account for the correct quantity of letters under “Number of Letters.” If you need MORE THAN 12 LETTERS, please contact us BEFORE placing your order. In most cases, more than 12 letters would not look good as the letters will likely wrap around the neck too much to read properly. However, if the wearer’s neck is 18 inches or larger around, more letters are ok, but again… contact us first because those orders have to be taken manually at this time.
We cannot be responsible for typographical/mathematical errors as we can barely spell ourselves. 😉
